Well I am workin’ late & workin smart (not hard) so here is a fun-e back and forth between myself and my NEW EMPLOYEE “Common Spence”! He is a Rangertard but not a terrible human being. Like a communist, he is a soul but cannot be saved. You will see sidebars, blurbs and wrap-ups from him periodically so LOOK OUT BELOW:

  • Daddy Smisles: I’m working until??? WHO KNOWS WHEN THAT IS RIGHT?Common Spence: You are so negative.  This girl I met up with tonight would be perfect for you. You ARE getting paid until ?  Don’t forget that, Nancy.Daddy Smisles: IM waiting for stuff to come in for something. who is this woman?Common Spence: i can explain later. Still at work?

    Daddy Smisles: Ok and yes

    Common Spence: 4-1 Rangers.  Daneko and the Devils announcers are the worst! By the way you gotta do the attic run this weekend.  I ran into the boxes in the middle of the night and stubbed my toe and it still hurts.

    Daddy Smisles: shove the boxes in front of my door and ill put them in my room until the weekend. i have to wake up early anyway since all islander games will commence at the first rooster sound at dawn.

    Common Spence: Not neccesary, just do it next time you are home during the day with the sun out. the batteries are going dead in my glow up mug.

    Daddy Smisles: i just didnt get to it this wekeend. i am throwing out the tv box also. sorries mean nothing, but i will try to do better. does it take a 9v

    Common Spence: Don’t sweat it.  I’m not your mom.  You leaving anytime soon?

    Daddy Smisles: we havent even started yet. hoping for stuff in the next hour.

    Common Spence:
    5-2 Rangers
    5 wsh 1 carolina
    Bruins blackhawks 0-0
    4-3 Sabres over St louis so far
    Phx 4- cbj 1
    Florida beating Tampa Bay Lightning 2-0

    Daddy Smisles: whats ovechkin doing in that washington game

    Common Spence: Goal and 2 assists

    Daddy Smisles: i feel like you could have told me about the boxes this morning but chose not to. Am i wrong? Shane Doan is tearing it up in that Phoenix game.

    Common Spence:  I could have but I didn’t want to start your day off like that.  It waasnt that big a deal. the mug has died now. i dont know what a 9v is

    Daddy Smisles: since its only three boxes maybe ill do it after i get home tomorrow from working, what do you think? The Lightning are a nightmare and garbage can McCabe got his first goal.

    Common Spence: By the way, I tried to lift all the boxes and put them more out of the way and when I lifted the first one it emptied onto the floor.  Get packing tape.  You will need it to use that box.

    Daddy Smisles: rofl rofl you are out with an “undisclosed lower body injury”! like DP ! we will now call you ST! Can you catch with your right hand and sulk?

    Common Spence: Sweet.  But I will not miss my game on Sunday. No, all I can do is get really long funny penalties. At this point I should just throw the mug away ya’know?

    Daddy Smisles: Sure thing. the rangers dominated that game real bad? Is Michelletti satisfied? You can still use it for beverages or to keep change in.

    Common Spence: Yeah, Daneko blamed the refs. He’s still in the fantasy world of 1989 when he could still skate. Refs call weak stupid penalties all the time against everyone.  anyway, the penalty he went nuts on was an obvious cross check that the half asshole ref from the rink across town would have even seen while Nextelling his friends.

    Daddy Smisles: TORCHED.

    Common Spence: Well I think the cat took the mug or knocked it down somewhere because I can’t find it now.I will sleep. Goodnight, early one tomorrow.